TurkeyOnAStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MJ Tribute Collab]

Tch, I'm sorry, but ...

In all honesty this could've been done better. Daft Punk is a favourite for Flash cartoons, but I swear to God that you've found the other Harder Better Faster Stronger cartoon on the internet, and thought you could do better.

Some of the animators have forgotten altogether that theres a song for the toon to go with.
Its a majorly pixellated cartoon, but some people flip to rounded objects, and this makes me feel that the cartoons don't go with each other.
And the majority of the pixellated stuff was Mario and Luigi. It gets boring, cos those sections are so damn similar.

I swear that if you took some time and told people what you want them to do rather than tell them to make a segment it'd look better.

But it doesn't. Please, try harder.

[Joan and Mark]

Ooh, v nice

The cartoon speaks for itself, very good work!

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

Fantaztec! <-look a pun! I win at jokes

You're right about the end, but this is a very nice toon!
I was hoping to make an Azzie toon after I've published the one I'm working on now, and you've praccy sealed the deal with the drawn tree canopys.

Good'n'funny. Nice job, espec on the previous one too.!

ChrisNosal responds:

Fun Fact:

I only drew about 4 trees.

I win at copy&paste laziness.

[50 Llamas Day]

Who spat on my desk?

Yeah! Excellent quality toon, bud!

Vote for a 50 Llama Day Bank Holiday!
(Although not on the same week as Speak Like A Pirate Day. That's pleasure overload.)

[Six Chamber Discount]

Walrus Of Approval (fatter than a seal)

Beauty of a style, makes me almost jealous!

...but not quite!

...but since I'm also an extremely big-headed person, you can take that as a serious compliment

... anyway the toon.
Peachy design, quality style from scene to scene and good voicing!
Script could've been marginally better, in my opinion, towards the end, but I would enjoyed it tons more if it was longer!

Gonna check site now to see if there's any web comics that the character's would be ace for

[Prelude to Joy II]

For some inexplicable reason

It's all random, but I enjoyed every moment of it!

Nothing more to say!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you could say AHKJGHAKSGJKAIOIWYEMVXBNC

[Bush Thinking]

I found an old boot, a tyre and a book of clichés

Animation and drawing's quality. The On-Off Jesus shots are good.

But what I gather the joke is there's next to nothing in his head.
Kinda tired joke now, don'tcha think?
I mean, ANYTHING would be better than nothing.
Such as Bush frolicking through a flowery love garden that is Iraq
or a desert he has to trek by himself whilst being attacked by a New Orlean elephant.

But nothing? I reckon you could have made a withdrawl from your imagination bank (which I reckon is full of ideas) rather than the age old chestnut that Bush lacks a brain

- which is true.

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

Gotta agree. Sometimes ...

Most of the reviews people have wrote are full of crap.

1. "Animation is lacking"? For a news item that's only just happened I'm surprised Illwill's even drawn the pic on his computer that fast. Even a person who's never attempted a cartoon before should know that you can't pull a cartoon straight from your arse when you've had an idea.

2. "It's not funny". Last time I checked I wasn't in hysterics when somebody voiced an opinion on a real life tragedy.
I reckon you're all too sheltered by your PC screen than deciding to take an interest in real life events. How would you be if it happened to you, anyway?

3. It's Foamy. You either love him or leave him. But he's recognisable, and he's more capable of voicing an opinion than a character randomly made up. I reckon most of these reviews are just written for a sheer hatred of Foamy.

It's got to the point. Job done. Enough said.

[Star Worms]

Nah...

I've had more fun playing friends with a couple of mates, tbh.
Flash game - excellent.
Flash movie - dull as fulch.

[Mobies: I Feel Free]

S'Ok.

Some of the stuff is badly aligned, which made me feel this was done in a rush. The animation was perfectly timed tho, but I reckon you could've gone a step further than a bunch of circles moving about. The idea has been done a million times before.

sysrq868 responds:

Probably has. The "it" of this short isn't the concept of badly-aligned circles on a standard stage but to

a) make fun of the song
b) make fun of the British
c) make fun of the British accent in the song
d) express the cuteness of the simplicity (whatever that means)

Anyways, thanks for that review!
-- sysrq868