TurkeyOnAStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GARFIELD FALSH COLLAB!]

This was gold. I've had my faith restored in collabs. Looks like you're working on the sequel, and I am SO looking forward to that.

Nice easter egg too, when you right click and hit play. I've got it on loop.

[FUCKING AGGRON]

Holy Christ I've never been so convinced by a Pokemon flash in my entire life.
[tosses Tyranitar Pokeball in the bin]

(Great writing and voice acting btw)

[A Chicken's Life]

LOL

LOL MINECRAFT
LOL ZELDA
LOL ARROW IN KNEE
LOL NO

[Epic Pie Time]

meh.

Same as Epic Cupcake time:
Popularity based on MLP and Epic Meal time,
with comedy reliant on swearing.

Except this Flash is a platform for shifting dodgy merch, as well as an advert to your site halfway through the cartoon.

Animation's good, I'll credit you for that.

[Phoenix Wrong: CF 4]

This Phoenix shouldn't rise again.

This is horribly obvious, but:
- The sound clips are ripped from television shows.
- The sprites are ripped from games.

There's nothing original or skillful about this Flash, and sticking Phoenix Wright characters over it does not make the original TV show clip any funnier.

I'm thankful this PW trend is finally dying out. Looking back 5 years ago, this would get 4.00+ scores.

fusion-of-flash responds:

Okay

[Skyrim Is Epic]

Hilarious flash, yo

I've deducted one star off of your score for every "Arrow in the knee" joke in this movie.

[Jurassic Tard]

Oh gosh

It deserves a multiple viewing for the triceratops scene alone.

Loved it.

[Internet Allstars 2011]

only one problem

Far too subtle a message.
You need ... I dunno ....
... some text, right at the end, in Big Chunk Letters, that states the message behind the movie.

Just throwing it out there.
xxx

RicePirate responds:

THIS IS ANTI-MEME!!!!!!!!i!

[I love pancakes]

No! No! No!

Ace.
However, needs more freak-out!
Please remedy this in a future flash ;)

Owenn responds:

Haha yeah I will. Thanks for the score!!

[Deadmau5 - One Trick Pony]

Mmm

Nice animation ...
... although this only draws my attention to how dumb the rap-lyrics are to this track :/

ch33ks responds:

Well everyone see's it differently... personally I do not see this as rap, to me they are just messy vocals (it's hard to tell if the song has any real meaning behind it) but there aren't actually that many rhymes. It fits well with the dubstep type of music, I'm glad you like my part of it though.